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Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.Augusten Burroughs
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I didn't begin life hating my grandmother. Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her.Augusten Burroughs
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Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you.Augusten Burroughs